Something I had written before potty-training the older one Ms.A, before she turned 3! The post is a hilarious look at the imaginary contents of a book written by a 3 year old on how to tackle parents.
Childing by A: Including tips and tricks on how to handle your parents
Chapter 1 Thumbsucking like a pro
Including top ten reasons to continue thumbsucking and how to battle parental strategies to get you to stop
Chapter 2 No does not mean Yes
Understanding why parents expect you to stop doing something when they say ‘No’
Chapter 3 Getting creative with tantrums
Ideas on how to throw effective tantrums to get what you want in under five minutes
Chapter 4 Fussy feeders
Obsessive Parental Feeding Syndrome (OPFS) is more common than we know. Five child experts give their real experiences on how they coped with such parents
Chapter 5 Getting organized
Spreading toys and accessories around the house
Chapter 6 Why diapers are good for you
100 examples of thwarting all potty training attempts –we’ve got them all. Diapers are good!